12 Surprising Adult Jokes in Toy Story That Are Not Meant for Kids

      In celebration of Toy Story 5, here are 12 Toy Story jokes that went over children's heads…

      …to infinity and beyond.

      Let’s dive in.

      Bullseye’s Embarrassment

      Bullseye feels shy without his saddle – Credit: C/O

      In Toy Story 2, when Woody rides his toy horse, Bullseye, the saddle unexpectedly falls off.

      The little horse becomes embarrassed being without his clothes and sidesteps away, covering himself as if he’s ashamed of being naked.

      Odd.

      Hamm’s Unexpected Spill

      Hamm is mortified when his cork pops out – Credit: C/O

      In another moment from Toy Story 2, Hamm, the piggy bank, feels embarrassed when his cork pops out and change spills from his belly. He urges everyone to look away until he can reinsert his cork.

      How modest.

      Legs the Doll

      Legs the doll has a peculiar design – Credit: C/O

      In the original Toy Story, the menacing Spike owns a toy named Legs, which is essentially a pair of doll legs with a hook where her upper body should be.

      Her hook also seems to hint at her profession.

      Very, very strange.

      Woody and Bo Peep’s Flirtation

      Woody can’t take his gaze off Bo Peep – Credit: C/O

      In one scene from the first Toy Story, Bo Peep expresses gratitude to Woody for saving her sheep, causing him to feel weak-kneed while they talk. Bo Peep flirts with Woody, even suggesting she could find someone else to watch her sheep tonight, implying they could have some private time together.

      Bold!

      Mr. Potato Head’s Innuendo

      Mrs. Potato Head is not amused – Credit: C/O

      In Toy Story 3, Andy’s mom donates his toys to a daycare, where they encounter much more aggressive toys.

      During an argument between Mrs. Potato Head and an angry teddy bear, the bear removes her mouth so she can’t speak.

      Then, Mr. Potato Head makes a line that becomes increasingly inappropriate the more you dwell on it: “Nobody takes my wife’s mouth except me.”

      ‘Nice Ascot’

      Barbie and Ken’s instant attraction – Credit: C/O

      At the daycare, there’s a moment when Barbie meets Ken, and they instantly fall in love.

      Ken compliments Barbie’s leg warmers, and she responds — with an emphasis on the first syllable of the second word:

      “Nice ascot.”

      Buzz’s Surprising Wings

      Buzz Lightyear experiences unexpected excitement – Credit: C/O

      In Toy Story 2, Buzz meets Jessie the Cowgirl and admires her yarn hair while blushing as she puts her hands on his shoulders.

      When she bravely frees Andy’s dog from their room, Buzz is so astonished that his wings pop out unexpectedly, indicating he’s, let's say, quite excited to see her.

      Wow.

      Stinky Pete’s Unsettling Scene

      Stinky Pete and the Barbie twins – Credit: C/O

      In Toy Story 2, Stinky Pete, the prospector, displays a rather creepy side in the credits while alone in a box with two twin Barbies.

      He holds their hands and promises he can help them secure a role in Toy Story 3, looking shocked when they get interrupted. He claims he was just offering acting tips, but it’s clear what Stinky Pete was really intending.

      This scene was removed in 2019.

      Laser Jealousy

      Mr. Potato Head and Hamm share a moment – Credit: C/O

      In the first Toy Story, Woody feels envious of the attention Buzz Lightyear is receiving.

      He dismisses the fascination with Buzz’s laser, asserting it’s merely a light that blinks on and off. Mr. Potato Head suggests that Woody has “laser envy.”

      That’s quite an adult Freudian reference for Toy Story.

      Woody’s Frustration

      Woody and Buzz argue – Credit: C/O

      In another argument with Buzz, Woody tells him he’s just a toy and not a real astronaut. Buzz corrects him, saying he’s a “Space Ranger,” to which Woody retorts, “The word I’m looking for I can’t say.”

      Thanks for holding back, Woody.

      Dark Etch-a-Sketch Warning

      Mr. Potato Head’s quick warning – Credit: C/O

      This one is so subtle that you could easily miss it, but Mr. Potato Head draws a gallows with a hangman’s noose on the Etch-a-Sketch to forewarn Woody that trouble is imminent.

      Mr. Potato Head’s Temptation

      Mr. Potato Head is smitten with Tour Guide Barbie – Credit: C/O

      Mr. Potato Head has several questionable lines on this list. Another one occurs when he's in a toy car with Tour Guide Barbie, who instructs the toys to keep their